the day luton and stockport scored 7 in 22 minutes!

By Rob Hadgraft
The most incident-packed of all Luton-Stockport clashes was a ten-goal thriller on New Year’s Day 1938. A
noisy Kenilworth Road roared Town to a 6-4 win on a dreadful muddy pitch, with
no fewer than seven goals coming in a crazy 22-minute spell. It was a scoreline
all the more surprising given the absence of our regular No.9, goalscoring
legend Joe Payne.
We were enjoying life in Division Two after promotion a few
months earlier that was powered by Payne’s amazing tally of 55 goals in 39
games. However, during 1937-8 mystery ailments began affecting Joe’s fitness
and availability and after looking sluggish against Barnsley on Boxing Day he
was rested for the Stockport visit.
By now Town had turned down big money offers for Payne and
many fans wondered whether his recent absences indicated he was going off the
boil and should have been sold when the chance was there. After all, a
ready-made replacement called Jack Vinall had recently arrived from Norwich
City for a club record £3,000, and bagged six goals in his first few weeks.
As if to underline his worth in Payne’s absence, Vinall
swooped in the opening minutes against Stockport to lash home a Fred Roberts
pass. Direct from the restart Vinall won the ball back and set up Roberts to
double the lead. It was a sensational start and more was to follow.
First came a hotly-disputed goal for the visitors when Wally
Hunt appeared to foul Luton’s Glaswegian keeper Joe Coen and then used his
hands to score. Minutes later it was 2-2 through a Willie Harker close-range
effort. The goalfest continued and with 22 minutes on the clock County went 3-2
up via Harker’s second.
Roberts defied the mud with a superb low pass that allowed
Bert Dawes to make it 3-3, only for winger Jimmy Smailes to survive strong
offside appeals and put County ahead again. The clock showed 32 minutes,
meaning the 14,138 crowd had witnessed seven goals in a 22-minute spell and
were now struggling to keep count!
Luton’s equaliser for 4-4 was worth the half-hour wait,
Vinall beating several men, including keeper Frank McDonough, before squaring
to left-winger George ‘Rocket’ Stephenson, who couldn’t miss. We regained the
lead when Dawes netted his second from a tight angle and the points were safe
in the 89th minute as Vinall bagged his second after a neat move.
Luton fans were ecstatic at the six-goal haul and forgave
the referee for two obvious blunders in allowing the controversial first and
fourth Stockport goals to stand. Better had been expected of this official, who
was none other than Doctor Arthur Willoughby, a distinguished schoolmaster on
the FIFA list who had taken charge of the 1936 Olympic Games final in Berlin as
well as internationals on the continent and major domestic games.
Luton went on to win only six of their remaining 19 league
games of 1937-8, boosted when Joe Payne returned with a bang during February to
bag seven goals that month. This included two in a 4-2 win over Bradford PA,
just hours after he married Peggy Howe at Luton Register Office. Transfer
speculation came to a head in March when Chelsea swooped to sign him for an
undisclosed fee though to be around £5,000.
Even without Payne Luton managed 24 goals in the remaining
11 games and ended the season halfway in a Division Two table that included
Aston Villa, Manchester United and Tottenham. Payne ended up leading scorer
with 16 in 23 league and cup games, Vinall close behind with 15 in 33.
