the very silly kidnapping of mike keen

By Rob Hadgraft
Who remembers the day when Luton’s skipper was kidnapped and
held to ransom, 24 hours before an important home game? Yes it actually
happened!
It was lunchtime Friday 5th March 1971. Hatters captain Mike
Keen was relaxing in the Hatters Club bar after a light training session,
sipping a coffee. Suddenly the peace was shattered when someone with a loud
hailer screamed: “This is a raid, this is a raid.”
Six people dressed in animal costumes burst into the bar and
made a beeline for Keen. Astonished staff watched open-mouthed as the captain
was bundled out of the building and into a waiting Mini Van. The vehicle sped
off towards Dunstable Road and disappeared.
Somebody raced over to manager Alec Stock’s office to give
him the news, quickly standing back as he exploded with anger and reached for
the phone. It was revealed Keen’s abduction had been a stunt by local students
as part of their Rag Week. Whether the Luton skipper had gone with them
willingly was not immediately clear, but it didn’t appear so at the time.
Stock was not amused as he tried to find out more. Somebody
at Luton College of Technology put his call through to the students’ Rag
headquarters. The ensuing conversation wasn’t a friendly one. A spokesman for
the students announced: “We have him [Mike Keen] securely in hiding. He is
relaxed and smiling and will be released on receipt of a donation from the
Football Club to Rag funds.”
Bearing in mind this was the very week the football club’s
future had been put in jeopardy by the collapse of the Vehicle & General
insurance company, rarely can a request for money have come at a more
inopportune moment!
The local press were quickly on to the story and asked the
students what would happen to Keen now that furious Stock was refusing to pay
up. Would he be released to play against Charlton the following day? They
responded by saying the ball was in Mr Stock’s court.
Stock went ballistic when asked for a comment: “I think
they’re the biggest load of rubbish God ever created and I hope this rag blows
up in their faces. Friday is a very busy day for us – it’s the day we win
football matches. If we lose tomorrow you know who is to blame.’
Mike Keen was reportedly ‘held’ for several hours, the
deadlock eventually brought to a close after reporters and photographers were
allowed into the house in Russell Street where he was captive. But, unlike his
manager, Keen was smiling and unfazed by it all. He was duly released.
Following much persuasion by the pressmen, Stock agreed to
shake hands with rag organisers Jeff Barnes and Linda Platen, but flatly
refused to pay the ransom. Keen was later pictured in the Evening Post being
manhandled by a woman wearing a large pig’s head and a man with a large devil’s
head!
Apart from raising the manager’s blood pressure, no real
harm was done and the whole episode soon forgotten. Keen went on to play well
against Charlton the next day, setting up a goal for Viv Busby. The game ended
1-1, a huge disappointment considering Luton were chasing promotion and the
visitors rock bottom of the table.
Stock cut an unhappy figure. The V&G crisis, the fading
promotion hopes and his irksome daily commute from Surrey was clearly affecting
his health. Just a week or so later he ended up in hospital after a severe
asthma attack.
A disastrous Easter period killed the promotion dream and the V&G crisis meant free-scoring Malcolm Macdonald would have to be sold. Sadly the superb side created between 1969 and 1971 by Stock, Andrews and Haslam was about to be broken up.
